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Diamond first sex teacher

Diamond first sex teacher

All he loves to do is social gathering and get negative marks. And sex with teacher is something constantly on his mind. Yet today, Miss Lezley is fed up with his bullshit, and she is will show him who is the superior. She is going to teach him some severe manners by blowing his cock and screwing him silly. Sex with teacher is exactly what is going trough their minds. Very little do these boys know that Kelly Divine is a promiscuous whore and sex with the teacher is not new to her. Kelly opens her holes wide as she needs simply a good traditional Double Penetration! Sex With Teacher — Diamond Foxxx Xander and his class mates are having a big surprise when the gym trainer is replaced by substitute Diamond Foxx, and sex with teacher is what went trough all boys mind. The males are thrilled to have a opportunity to deal with this stunning lady and have boobs rub around their bodies. Diamond Foxxx whips the ground with poor Xander and her boobs go all around him. Sex with teacher — Phoenix Marie Sex with teacher is what we have here when we brought for you the amazing Phoenix Marie. Teacher Phoenix Marie is so naughty that she even masturbates during her shift at the library, sadly today a male student gets out from the class a bit earlier and sees her in the process of cumming; this busty blonde finds it alluring to allow a young cock be wasted, so she goes after this dude. Watch Phoenix receiving a nice tit fuck from this naughty, gifted dude. She wants to make friends with them, and ensure they are growing in class. Occasionally she assigns additional work. In other cases she tutors some students in private. Every now and then, she enables the gifted student to bang her silly. That is what happened here when this cock craving teacher gets her filfthy asshole hammered. Student and teacher sex — Sensual Jane During school David begins doing very intimate jokes to her sexy teacher Sensual Jane, with indignation she then dismisses class aside from David. Before she commences talking, David pulls out a lot of porn films where sexy Jane is the sex with teacher star. Without any other choice she bangs the shit out of this lucky fella and takes his large load on her enormous tits. Sex in schools with teachers — Juelz Ventura TJ has always been fast with his humorous feedback in school regarding sex in schools with teachers. So much in fact that it ultimately landed him having problems with sexy teacher Miss Ventura, the institution disciplinary teacher. His brother comes to the take him after class and also to talk about what could be performed about his unique circumstances. After some talking, Miss Ventura gives into Xander charm and lets loose. It is a healthy sex with teacher encounter. Cum inside and watch this horny teacher taking a rough pounding from the rear! Sex with a teacher — Kiara Mia Keiran is overloaded with dissertation papers and documents to tag. In addition, the teacher seduces this dude to have him do her work and have sex with a teacher. Yet he really wants to relax primary, and watches some adult porn. Sexy Kiara returns and sees him with his cock in his hands. She chooses to help this dude and offers him a set of real great boobs and her succulent twat to enjoy. Watch this sexy teacher in stockings taking a rough pounding on her desk! It is the last day in school before the nice summer break. April is really a bad teen and the solely one who could punish this bitch is dean Richie. Wanna see other beauties sucking and riding cocks? If you do, visit the www. See you soon, so stay tuned!

Tips on female oral sex

Tips on female oral sex

From lubricants to toys, we have what you need for great oral sex! Preparation For Oral Sex Taking a moment to clean up before oral sex is always a good idea as it can prevent Urinary Tract Infections and make things more carefree once done. The following are some quick tips on how to go about doing this- Clean Your Hands You will want to wash hands well to make sure that you do not introduce harmful bacteria into the vagina or introduce it into the urethra. This applies to both the giver and receiver as often women will play with themselves while receiving oral stimulation and they too should have clean hands. The urethra is sensitive and is easily irritated. It is fairly easy to expose the urethra to bacteria that is harmful and thus often results in a UTI. The activity that can cause a UTI can be sexual or non sexual. Any sexual activity that makes contact with the urethra whether it is from fingers, a sex toy, the mouth, the penis, etc. To help prevent infections and reduce the chances of irritation, a woman should drink lots of water and urinate just before and right after urethral stimulation. Taking precautions such as washing whatever is going to come into contact with the urethra beforehand may assist in preventing such an infection. If an infection occurs it is easily treated with antibiotics. If left untreated the infection can become more serious and spread into the kidneys. Shorten Finger Nails Trim fingernails before going down as using fingers is common and this is done, so as to not cause pain or tears. Atmosphere Creating a relaxing atmosphere can also include doing some sensual foreplay. Get into the mood doing such activities as: Cleaning Your Anus While you may not be thinking about it now, women who are going to receive cunnilingus should clean their anus as well as the vaginal opening. This is because the vagina and anus are extremely close together and sexual activity can easily bring harmful bacteria to enter the urethra causing an infection. Try to clean your anus thoroughly with hot, soapy water before any anal activities. A great alternative are baby wipes, in fact, a strippers technique, many people use them instead of toilet paper for clean up after any bowel movement. Psychological Issues For A Woman There are many women who love the beauty of their vaginas from the way they look to the way the smell, however many women also feel negatively about their "love flowers. Sex will be more pleasurable for her if she is relaxed and feels you are turned on by what you are doing. For those of you receiving a lapping of your labia, let me assure you that all women get self conscious of their vaginal area once in a while. Just like men worry about how big their penis is; women worry about how tight they are. We also worry about whether our partner would prefer us shaved or au natural and finally the biggest concern for most women is the smell factor. Now, there are many who would like to assure you that you should just accept when you aren't your freshest and so should your partner, but honey, I can assure you that washing up before hand if you are experiencing bad odor will make the experience better for all involved. If it is really bad and has been going on for a few weeks even after washing you may have an infection and it is time for a trip to your OBGYN. ALL women's vaginal scent will change during different times of the month However, if your arm pit was having an "off" day you would use some common sense and shower using soap and maybe even use some deodorant. Same applies to your downstairs "girl flower. Psychological Issues For A Man There are in some cultures a stigma that men who perform oral sex on a woman are less macho for doing so. There is nothing about a man going down on a woman that makes him less masculine The other issues for men is that they are concerned about performance which hopefully this article will assist with and again This is no different than a woman going down on a man who had not kept his hygiene up and gets a strong whiff of "ball rot. Either that or have her read an article like this one so she can begin to think about that factor for you! A question I get asked often is about female ejaculation and whether or not it is safe to consume. The answer to that is yes, it is safe as long as you recognize that the risk factors for STDs is the same as your ejaculate so if practicing safe sex is of concern, please take that into consideration and use a dental dam. Negative Attitude- Imagine your woman lying on the bed. You pull her panties down as though you are trying to just get down to business. You open your mouth and begin methodically licking, going up and down with no variation, no passion and secretly, you just can't wait for this to be done. Then when she does orgasm, you demand your turn or get on with the mandatory cuddling you feel you have to do to appease her. Positive Attitude- Imagine your woman lying on the bed. You come in slowly from her ankles smiling at her while keeping eye contact. You teasingly strip the clothes off her entire body looking her over as though you can hardly contain yourself, while licking and rubbing her everywhere you touch. You slide your body against her, then downward now so your genitals are positioned over her knee while you toy with her inner thigh and pubic area. You run your fingers through her pubic hair and over her mound. Slowly you lick the outer lips of her vagina softly while gazing into her eyes showing your desire. Pulling her lips softly apart with your fingers you take some warming, flavored lubricant and run it up and down her opening and over her clit like pouring hot chocolate syrup onto a sundae you are about to devour. Licking her inner lips lightly and then sucking softly on them you move your finger up and down her now slickened pussy and use the other hand to keep her lips spread open as you slide your tongue deeper and deeper into her. You progress to teasing her clit with your tongue while you grind your genitals against her leg and finger her g-spot. Then after a variety of tantalizing techniques you eagerly await her orgasm letting her cum moisten your lips and face. Are you seeing a difference here? Even if you decide to give a "Quickie," your attitude will allow you to be the best she's ever had. Women, just like men, want to feel desired, so to make her feel like orally pleasuring her is repulsive to you is certainly a "blow" to her ego. Show her that you desire her no matter what sexual activity you do and you will really make it fantastic. They are six-inch squares of latex and were first used by oral surgeons. This is the best protection to prevent genital herpes infecting your lips, or a systemic yeast infection. Dental dams are used by those who want to practice safer sex techniques by placing them between your tongue and your lovers labia or anus. For those of you who are too embarrassed to purchase one on-line or in a store, you can always purchase a latex glove and make your own. Oral Sex Techniques First we are going to cover the general aspects of cunnilingus oral sex on a female and then we will muff dive into specifics. To begin, the picture to the right is of the outside of the vagina. Often those performing oral sex ignore the outter lips and forget that licking them, massaging them or both can be a great way to stimulate and ready her for the sexual adventure about to unfold. Using your tongue, fingers, face and sex toys are all ways to begin playing with her beautiful oyster of love. Use Your Words To Seduce These are the moments when you really can feel some tension if there is going to be any General Tips The main physical problems that women experience during oral sex when trying to climax are either that they don't feel that you are continuing to focus on the right area long enough to get them there and need you to do something repetitively, or on the contrary they feel over stimulated and are experiencing numbness and need more variation. If you find that she is really enjoying the grand variety of techniques you are applying you are certainly going in the right direction. However, if you have been changing them over a long time and she is no where close to an orgasm or she seems like she keeps getting close but can't get there; it may be because whatever technique you were doing to get her to orgasm is changing right when she feels she is going to climax and thus it causes the climax to slip away before she can reach it. Watch her breathing and verbal moans for cues as to whether she is about to orgasm. If she begins to build, stay the course and give her a chance to peak before you go to something different. Couples can agree that she help verbally when she is about to orgasm to let the performer know what to keep doing. On the other hand, if you have been doing the same technique for a while and she seems really stimulated by it but just can't seem to climax, it may be from over stimulation. If too much stimulation has been applied to the clitoris then she may find it becoming somewhat numb. How to Choose A Vibrator She will have a very hard time climaxing even though what you are doing feels really good. A great way to help her along is to alternate by focusing on stimulating her via her g-spot if you have been stimulating the clitoris for too long. The tongue, while valiant in it's efforts will not be able to do this effectively, so you will need to get into fingering techniques, which I will cover shortly. Alternating between the clit and g-spot or stimulating them simultaneously is a often a highly effective way to bring pleasure. Let Her Show You Learn What She Prefers Clitorally When a woman uses a clitoral vibrator the tool we recommend to give any woman an orgasm quickly she will often move it around in the beginning to get herself worked up and then hold it in the same place for intensity when she is ready to orgasm. All women are different as to what they enjoy the best from how long they like it to what side of the clitoris they prefer you stimulate so a great way to learn what she likes beyond her telling you, is to have her use a small vibrator in front of you like the Waterdancer and see what her tendencies are when it comes to pleasure. Learn What She Prefers Vaginally When a woman uses a dildo vibrating, rotating, or still she can show you if she likes fast, slow, varied thrusting, and if she wants to feel stretched or simply have a lot of pressure against her g-spot. These things are a great way to learn what she will like from your tongue, finger, penis or sex toy for later play. I suggest this exercise of observation as she may not even be aware of what she is doing to get off Just as one should not simply use only their mouth when giving oral sex to a man Fellatio a partner giving cunnilingus should not feel that once they begin licking they have to stay the course until she orgasms. For those of you who know, doing anything orally can be exhausting. Having a plan to use your hands, another body part or a sex toy is a great way to give your tired mouth and jaw a break until you resume or an opportunity to move into something completely different! The Clitoral Orgasm This orgasm occurs at the peak of clitoral stimulation. It begins with intense sexual excitement within the clit and then as the orgasm peaks it surges waves of pleasure throughout the body. The clitoris is the most sensitive part of a woman's body and sexual arousal is always felt in the clitoris no matter where the orgasm takes place. It is usually that the sexual arousal first originates in the clit, and is considered an orgasmic starting point. The clitoral hood is formed by the connection of the inner vaginal lips. This small hood covers the clitoris in much the same manner as a foreskin covers a penis. When you pull the hood back you can see that the clit is USUALLY about the size of a pencil eraser, however the size does vary from woman to woman, much the same way penis size varies from man to man. The clitoris is abundantly supplied with nerves. The part of the clitoris that you see is actually much like the head of a man's penis, and as a man has a shaft to his penis, a woman has a shaft to her clitoris. The shaft is located above the hood, and is more easily felt when a woman is aroused as it become more rigid as it fills with blood. What Does It Feel Like? Clitoral orgasms can be very intense, but may not be as "deep" as others. These orgasms are no doubt very, very pleasurable and helpful in achieving female ejaculation. Stimulating the clitoris can be a very good place to start when trying to achieve female ejaculation, after providing stimulation to the g-spot. A Reminder- Remember that after an orgasm the clit can retract, and becomes highly sensitive to any further stimulation, often to the point of being painful. Fingering The Clitoris While Licking It A woman's lover will want to respect that the clitoris is the most sensitive part of a woman's body.

Sex everyday for conception

Sex everyday for conception

Now I know that writing this is not going to change a thing. Believe it or not, most men do not lie in order to get sex. First of all, here was the premise of my original post: Wait to have sex with him. As always, I was wrong. If you can have sex for the sheer joy of it without any agenda and expectation, then my advice to hold out for a commitment should be completely irrelevant. As irrelevant as me wondering how often I should get a mammogram. No need to get upset. A woman can wait 6 months 6 days or 6 hours. Alas, it wildly misinterprets what I was suggesting. Holding out for commitment will, in fact, scare the guy away who only wants to get laid. But it does do one thing: Most of it was completely selfish. I was attracted to them on date 1, 2, or 3. I had no intention of stepping up as a boyfriend. Waiting for some arbitrary time period has never been the point. But since most men do not want the hassle or the emotion of calling you a girlfriend and THEN bailing, by refusing sex without commitment, you weed those guys out. Understand, if a guy is really into you after 3 dates, you can both agree to give a relationship a shot and have sex. Wait too long and the guy will get it somewhere else. No one is calling you easy for having sex. I think you have all the power in the world: Let me know how that conversation goes. But choosing a boyfriend is a considerably lower bar to jump than choosing a husband. Which is fine — as long as the woman is up for the insecurity of not knowing where your relationship is headed. Many, as you know, are not. But why put yourself through that? Why not just save intercourse for men who verbally told you that they want to be exclusive with you? Why remove all expectations from men and expect nothing from them? Men just want to hook up! Now to avoid being misinterpreted: This advice has nothing to do with you and you should have absolutely no criticism of it. I will repeat this two or three more times. Because my clients who hold out for commitment are not bartering sex for commitment. My clients are taking enough time to see two things: But attraction is not a good predictor of compatibility. So if my clients take a little extra time to get past the initial lust phase and start to see a man clearly, they can usually tell if he is making enough effort to be a boyfriend AND if she likes HIM enough to commit to him. They will feel righteous, as if the woman is being a prude or playing a game. A confident woman will have absolutely no compunction about telling some overzealous guy that she barely knows to keep his dick in his pants. It takes confidence to be willing to let a cute guy walk away because he is not getting his sexual needs met on his timetable. Another aside for those who have forgotten: Whatever makes you happy. Many women are not. This advice is for them. A lot of relationships start that way. Most of mine included. When two strangers hop into bed for a night of passion, the dynamic changes, whether you like it or not. Sometimes, he likes your body, but not your personality. Because she has no expectations. And because she has no expectations and is perfectly willing to hop into bed with a guy, you should, too. Read that list again. Have you ever slept with a man like that? In the act of pursuing sex, he gets to know you better and determines that he really loves being around you. If these interactions are not at least playful and easy from the start, they rarely ever become. No one wants to have to negotiate for sex. And why I would never suggest that a woman come out and say to a man over appetizers: You can understand, right? If you are willing to take that risk because you love sex so much, more power to you. A woman can say no to intercourse and still be cool, fun, playful, sexual, confident and attractive to men. All it means is that she has her own very reasonable boundaries about when she has sex. Holding out for sex is not about holding out until marriage, tricking him into a relationship or trying to keep him around. And, as I may have mentioned:

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Play sex tetris online

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Sex and the city dvd seasons

Sex and the city dvd seasons

At a birthday party for Miranda, Carrie and her friends decide to start having sex "like men", meaning without emotional attachment. However, she realizes she cannot after getting brushed off by a man she has sex with one time later. Carrie has many chance encounters with a handsome businessman whom Samantha refers to as "Mr. They begin to date, but Carrie is dismayed to find out he is still seeing other people. Although he eventually agrees to exclusivity, he doesn't introduce Carrie to his mother and won't refer to her as "the one", so rather than going on a planned vacation with him, Carrie breaks it off. Carrie sets up Miranda with her friend Skipper. Miranda and he date on and off; he is more laid back while Miranda is more forceful. After they break up, Miranda sees him with another woman and feels compelled to resume their relationship, but they again break up when he wants exclusivity and she does not. Charlotte dates a marriage-minded man but they clash over china patterns. She declines to have anal sex with another boyfriend and also consents to pose nude for a famous painter. Samantha sleeps with an artist who likes to videotape his encounters, with Charlotte's doorman, with a married couple, and with others. When she meets James, who seems utterly perfect for her, she's heartbroken to discover that he has an extremely small penis. Season 2 [ edit ] Main article: Sex and the City season 2 Carrie dates a baseball player while on the rebound but breaks it off when she realizes she's not over Big. She then dates a sell-out filmmaker, a shoplifter, and a nice guy she scares away by snooping, and then takes up with Big again. She at first keeps this from her friends. Her and Big's relationship is rocky, and when he announces that he might have to move to Paris for a year but doesn't overtly invite Carrie to come with him, they break up a second time. Carrie then tries without success to convert a friend-with-benefits to something more, dates a writer with a great family but who is always "early" in bed, and then a recovering alcoholic who uses Carrie to replace his old addiction. She then runs into Big, returned from Paris, and his new something fiancee, Natasha played by Bridget Moynahan. Miranda dates a dirty talker, fakes it with an ophthalmologist, and tries to adjust to a guy who likes to watch porn during sex. By the time she meets Steve, the bartender, she's unwilling to believe he is as nice as he seems. They start dating but the differences in their schedules and their finances lead to a breakup. She winds up back in bed with Steve, but not before dating a guy who wants to get caught, a Peeping Tom in the next building, and a divorced dad. Charlotte encounters a legendary purveyor of cunnilingus, a handy actor next door, a widower on the make, a man who undergoes adult circumcision, a famous actor, a too-effeminate pastry chef, a shoe salesman with a foot fetish, and a something guy who gives her crabs. Despite a brief attempt at couples therapy, Samantha breaks up with James. She then sleeps with a litigator, a salsa dancer, her personal trainer, a sports fan who can only rally when his team does well, and Charlotte's brother. She then meets a man whose penis is too big even for her. The end of Season two also marks the end of characters' talking directly to the camera. Season 3 [ edit ] Main article: Sex and the City season 3 Carrie starts off dating a politician, followed by a bisexual person. Big marries Natasha, and Carrie meets Aidan, a furniture maker. They have a virtually flaw-free relationship until Carrie and Big begin an affair. Miranda and Steve move in together. He tells Miranda he'd like them to have a baby, but a puppy purchase instead alerts Miranda to the fact that they're very different when it comes to maturity. Steve moves out and Miranda makes partner at her law firm. She also goes on to date a phone sex guy, a fake ER doctor, a guy who doesn't swallow his food, and a police detective. Charlotte, looking for a husband, dates an investment banker with an anger management problem, a photographer who gets her into menswear, a bad kisser, and a climax name caller. She then meets Trey MacDougal; despite an awkward "proposal", the discovery of his low libido and inability to perform sexually the night before their marriage, and conflict with his domineering mother, the two marry. They begin their marriage with a sexless honeymoon, and as sex remains an ongoing problem in their relationship, the two eventually separate. Samantha sleeps with a fireman, a short man, her assistant, a black guy with a disapproving sister, a recreational Viagra user, a guy who tastes bad, Trey's Scottish cousin, a dildo model, and a college-aged virgin. She also has a menopause scare, gets tested for HIV, and buys a new apartment in the Meatpacking District , where she has to make peace with the transgender women on her street. After Carrie's break-ups with Big and Aidan, she dates a guy who still lives at home, teaches a class at the Learning Annex on how to meet men, gets mugged, and tries to apologize to Natasha. She and Big also make an attempt at being friends. Season 4 —02 [ edit ] Main article: Sex and the City season 4 After a chance meeting with Aidan at the opening of a bar he co-owns, Carrie convinces him to restart their relationship. He moves into her apartment after purchasing it when her building goes co-op and then proposes. Despite her misgivings, Carrie accepts the proposal and then eventually realizes she's not ready for marriage. Despite discussing her concerns and initially agreeing to give her more time, Aidan soon pressures Carrie for marriage. She realizes this is because he does not trust her, given her past affair with Big. They break up and he moves out, and Carrie purchases her apartment after Charlotte lends her the down payment in the form of the engagement ring she received from Trey. Charlotte and Trey are living apart but continuing to have marital relations; they eventually reconcile and Charlotte moves back into their shared apartment. They decide to try for a baby but realize Charlotte is reproductively challenged; after fertility treatments and discussing adoption, their marriage breaks apart under the strain and they decide to divorce. Miranda supports Steve through testicular cancer and surgery. Later, when he feels emasculated by the surgery, they have sex and Miranda gets pregnant. She initially considers an abortion, which is particularly distressing to Charlotte, as she deals with her struggles to get pregnant, but Miranda decides to keep the baby. Samantha flirts with a priest, has nude photos taken of herself, tries to have a relationship with a lesbian, and sleeps with a baby talker, a wrestling coach, and a farmer. She then lands a big PR account with resolutely single hotel magnate Richard Wright. They begin a relationship that starts out as purely sexual but becomes something more to both of them, and they attempt monogamy. However, she eventually catches him cheating, and they break up. Season 5 [ edit ] Main article: Sex and the City season 5 Carrie spends time by herself in Season Five; she fears this means she will be fired from writing her sex column, but instead a publisher wants to turn the columns into a book. A book tour lands her in San Francisco, where she reunites briefly with Big. In New York, she meets Jack Berger, a fellow author with whom she feels sparks, but who is attached. Samantha tries again with Richard but cannot overcome her lack of trust in him, and she breaks it off for good. Miranda is now mother to son Brady and finds it difficult to work, date, and carry on her previous lifestyle. Steve is supportive, and she falls into bed with him one afternoon, making her question her feelings for him. Charlotte has a run-in with her former mother-in-law over the legalities of the apartment she shared with Trey, and she hires Harry Goldenblatt as her divorce attorney. Despite his physical shortcomings she finds herself attracted to him, and they begin a sexual relationship. She soon finds that she is developing real feelings for him. Harry, however, reveals that he must marry within his Jewish faith, causing Charlotte to actually consider conversion. Season 6 —04 [ edit ] Main article: Sex and the City season 6 Carrie begins dating Jack Berger, who is termed her best 'mental match' of all her relationships. However, his struggles as an author and her success with her upcoming book cause too much conflict between them, and they break up. Big returns to New York for angioplasty , and Carrie realizes she still has feelings for him; she also realizes he still cannot fully commit. After he returns to Napa, she meets Aleksandr, a famous Russian artist. Aleksandr seems to be attentive to her in a way that Big never was, and he asks her to come to Paris with him. She does, briefly, but realizes how inattentive he is when working, and she breaks it off with him just as Big arrives in Paris, looking for her, ready to finally commit to her being "the one". Charlotte decides that life with Harry, who accepts her fertility issues, would be worth converting to Judaism. After this process, she presses Harry to "set the date" in an insulting way and he breaks it off with her. However, they run into each other at a mixer and, after her tearful apology, rekindle their relationship and eventually marry. After fertility treatments fail, they decide to adopt, and eventually learn they have been approved to adopt a child from China. Once Miranda realizes she's still in love with Steve, he begins a serious relationship with someone else Debbie , and so she does the same with Robert played by Blair Underwood. However, at their son Brady's first birthday party, they reveal their feelings for each other and renew their relationship. Miranda proposes to Steve and they marry in a community park. Needing more room for their growing family, she consents to moving to Brooklyn , where they buy a brownstone. After Steve's mother Mary played by Anne Meara is revealed to have suffered a stroke and subsequent memory loss, she moves in with the couple. Samantha begins a relationship with a much younger waiter, Jerry Jerrod, who turns out to be a struggling actor. She uses her PR skills to help his career, even changing his name to Smith Jerrod. Despite trying to keep their relationship as casual as her others, she develops true feelings for him. Smith supports her after she is diagnosed with breast cancer, shaving his own head in sympathy after catching her shaving her head when chemotherapy makes her hair fall out. He also insists on waiting for her when her treatment diminishes her sex drive. When he flies home from his movie shoot just to tell her that he loves her, she replies, "You have meant more to me than any man I've ever known. Carrie's final voiceover states: And if you find someone to love you you love, well, that's just fabulous. Awards and recognition[ edit ] Main article: List of awards and nominations received by Sex and the City Over the course of its six seasons, Sex and the City was nominated for over 50 Emmy Awards , and won seven: The show has also been nominated for 24 Golden Globe Awards , and won eight. A toast to the wonderful wardrobe from Sex and the City, which taught us that no flower is too big, no skirt too short, and no shoe too expensive. Field described the show's influence as "like sitting at the bottom of an atom bomb".

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News million already live on less than a dollar a day. Indians are aware of the need for birth control, but too many remain ignorant of contraception methods or are unwilling to discuss them. Each state differs so widely in economic and social development that it is difficult to speak of the country as a whole. Delhi, Mumbai and Chennai are three of the world's ten most polluted cities. Policy-makers used to think that development would be the best contraceptive, with little attention given to planning a widespread population policy - except in the late s when Prime Minister Indira Gandhi suspended the constitution, and people were forcibly sterilized. This terrified ordinary people so much that the country's population policy stagnated for decades. Nevertheless, India's fertility rate has dropped in 50 years from 6 to 3. And 30 million people want to use contraceptives--but have no access to them. In India, there are many strengths it can build on: Economic liberalization has opened up the country and given a boost to some of the most innovative entrepreneurs in the world. Businesses have geared up for international competition. Exports have gone up, investments have poured in. Armed forces that are modernized and well equipped, and with a nuclear capability, the country is also a military giant. The country stands on the threshold of becoming a powerful regional, if not world, power. For this to happen, India's politicians and policy-makers will need the political gumption to initiate a bold population policy. Democracy Not Enough to Combat Population and Poverty December 23, In the City of Bombay, more than half of the 15 million people sleep on sidewalks or live in mud-and-tin huts. For many of its poor people, every child is a potential wage earner: The film shows the Lepchas struggle against the damming of the Teesta River and the destruction of the Dzongu region. Dzongu, on the banks of the Teesta, overlooks the sacred Khangchendzonga the worlds third highest mountain and is home to red pandas, snow leopards, and the famous Khangchendzonga National Park. The Lepcha are waiting in apprehension for the harbingers of development the giant bulldozers, the heavy cranes, the polluting crushers. The film asks whether the dams being built in the name of development will destroy the Lepchas culture, identity and socio-economic fabric. It questions whether the construction of dams on the Teesta will leave the Lepcha homeless and disconnected from their mountains and hills, their sacred rocks and springs, their forests and streams. The film seeks to uncover who loses and who benefits from this kind of development. When aquifers in India are depleted by overpumping necessitated by its large population, the country turns to other ways of obtaining water, including damming of rivers from the Himalayas. Energy for India's fast-growing middle class is another factor driving the building of dams. Demographic Dividend Can Become a Liability for India August 23, , India Today Under the Indira Gandhi government, a policy error pushed for population control through a programme of coercive sterilisation. The reaction to that policy created the concept of coalition government in India, and resulted in a population explosion which ended up creating the demographic dividend a couple of decades later. From this demographic dividend came a young, educated, eager- to- work population that has powered Indian IT companies to the global top league, pushed India's automotive sector to world scale volumes, and helped build the steeland- glass symbols of India's growing economic might in our mushrooming cities. But if the factors which make having a younger working population such a great competitive advantage — energy, drive, ambition — are not channelized productively, they can explode into anarchy and destruction. For example, in England this summer, riots flared into an orgy of mindless violence and looting. Most of the rioters and looters were youth with little or no role to play in the sustaining of Britain as one of the world's largest economies. In , Jet Airways, caught in the unexpected turbulence set off by the global financial meltdown, tried to sack 1, staff, most of them fresh recruits meant to man the cabins of its growing fleet. The sacked staff took to the streets and approached a rabble- rousing political party. For the first time, India saw smart, educated, middle class boys and girls take to the street to voice their anger. Fortuitously, since that recession didn't last too long. But now things may be worse than and an estimated million Indians were under the age of 25 as of These post- reform children do not understand shortages or lack of services or infrastructure. But they are young, and youth is the age of rebellion. So far they did not really have anything to rebel against. But hand them a concept they can relate to — and the idea of rebelling against an amorphous, anonymously evil idea like corruption is something young people can easily relate to — and they can explode. The Great Indian Paradox April 30, , Population Institute Can India's impressive economic growth keep pace with the needs and demands of a still rapidly growing population? Its population has reached the 1. Despite a continuing decline in fertility rate, India's population may not stabilize until or later. Being the most populous nation is not as important as whether or not India's population growth will overtake its ability to feed its people, and whether its continued prosperity is sustainable. India's per capita availability of cereal grains was grams per day in , but only in And in recent months, India - like many other nations in Asia - has been fighting a furious battle with food inflation. Many experts believe that the current rise in food prices is a sign of an emerging and chronic global food crisis. India's farmers face falling water levels, declining runoff from melting glaciers, loss of farmland to urbanization, the effects of climate change, and the ever rising price of fuel and fertilizer. A lot depends on the welfare and status of women and girls. If girls can be kept in schools longer, if the age of marriage can be delayed, and if girls and women can be given the access they want to family planning and reproductive health services, then India's future is more promising. But the treatment of girls and women in rural India, particularly in the north, while improved in recent decades, still has a long ways to go. Now couples are often electing to abort girl fetuses, skewing the sex ratio. And between birth and age four, girls die at a rate that is about one-third higher than boys. Experts are hopeful that by raising public awareness, enlisting the support of news and entertainment media, and working at the community level to cultivate the leadership of women, rapid gains can be made. If India's quest for continued prosperity is overtaken by a global food crisis, it's not just India's urban poor that will suffer, the whole world will suffer. And much depends on whether India-and the rest of the world-can continue to improve the welfare and status of girls and women. To do it justice, follow the link in the headline for the entire article. Otherwise read the following shortened version. Please also read my comments below. Karen Gaia Calcutta Kolkata is home to about 5 million people, at a population density of 70, per square mile — 2. Another 9 million live in the urban agglomeration, bringing the population of greater Kolkata to 14 million. Survival in the 21st century lies in the depth of the snowpack in the Himalayas, the sustainable tonnage of fish caught in the Bay of Bengal, in the inches of topsoil remaining on the Indian plains, and in the parts per million of coal smoke in the air. The root cause of India's dwindling resources and escalating pollution is the same: We first overdrew our accounts in , when our population of nearly 4. The United Nations projects that world population will stabilize at 9. This prediction assumes a decline from the current average global fertility rate of 2. But if mothers average half a child more in , the world population will peak at Half a child less, and it stabilizes at 8 billion. The difference in those projections—2. The only known solution to ecological overshoot is to decelerate our population growth faster than it's decelerating now and eventually reverse it — at the same time we slow and eventually reverse the rate at which we consume the planet's resources. Success in these twin endeavors will crack our most pressing global issues: On one front, we've already made unprecedented strides, reducing global fertility from an average 4. The speed of this childbearing revolution, swimming hard against biological programming, rates as perhaps our greatest collective feat to date. But it's still not fast enough. Faced with a world that can support either a lot of us consuming a lot less or far fewer of us consuming more, we're deadlocked. On the divisive question of the ideal size of the human family, we're united in a pact of silence. In India, where the dynamics of overpopulation and overconsumption are most acute, where the lifelines between water, food, fuel, and 1. Fears from the past—of racism, eugenics, colonialism, forced sterilization, forced family planning, plus the fears from some of contraception, abortion, and sex are reasons we don't talk about overpopulation. We don't really talk about overconsumption because of ignorance about the economics of overpopulation and the true ecological limits of Earth. In in an Essay on the Principle of Population. Malthus, a political economist, argued that humans were destined to grow geometrically, while food production could increase only arithmetically, guaranteeing that famine would cinch the growth of humankind within the scarce purse of resources. Malthus opposed government assistance to the poor on the grounds that it enabled more people to reproduce without the means to support themselves. He suggested a solution to the growing numbers of impoverished people he considered poor specimens, a eugenics-like answer popular in his time, based on animal husbandry and designed to "upgrade" the human race. In addition, Reverend Malthus believed families needed to limit their numbers of children, yet he opposed contraception. Only abstinence was acceptable. Long before Malthus, humans sought to accommodate promiscuous intercourse without the entanglements of pregnancy. Even prior to the European discovery of rubber in the New World, men wore condoms: India today prides itself on being the world's largest democracy. But it's also the hungriest, only recently and barely liberated from "the most dreadful famines" Malthus wrote of. One of every two underfed people on Earth lives here. India's underfed are increasing. In the state of Bihar, 9 of 10 rural children are anemic, a telltale marker of hunger and malnutrition. In The Population Bomb, Ehrlich predicted that India could not possibly attain food self- sufficiency. Ever since, the subject has been largely taboo. The Sierra Club had long supported population stabilization. But in the s, anti-immigration activists spurred by John Tanton—who controls an array of English-only, zero- immigration, and nativist groups—stealthily twice attempted to take over the board. Perhaps naively, some Sierra Club stalwarts concerned with population joined their cause. The battle lasted for a decade, culminating when Morris Dees of the Southern Poverty Law Center ran for Sierra's board in an effort to expose Tanton's true agenda—and the fact that one of his groups had accepted money from white supremacists. This is not the whole story - see note below].

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Early history[ edit ] Jane Stanford commissioned the church and its artwork, and said, "While my whole heart is in the University, my soul is in that church". Stanford Memorial Church is dedicated to his memory. Stanford Memorial Church is located at the end of the mile-long axis of Stanford University, visible from a distance; the main vista begins at the main entrance, continues to Palm Drive, traverses "the Oval" a large oval lawn , enters the Main Quad the core of the university , and finally crosses Memorial Court and the Inner Quad courtyard. Gregg , who was chaplain of Memorial Church during the s and s, stated that the Stanfords had two objectives in building the church: When the disputes were settled in Jane Stanford's favor, she was finally able to put into motion her wish for a church. She was determined that the quality of the stonework of Memorial Church equal the medieval churches she admired in Europe. Gregg, "The grandeur of the church, articulated in its details, greatly occupied Jane Stanford—the structure was to be without flaw". The church's pastor, Heber Newton, gave the sermon. A second service was held later that day, and D. Charles Gardner, the chaplain, gave the sermon. Stanford Memorial Church's first christening was held between the two services. Clergy from several religious traditions, including a Rabbi, a Presbyterian minister, a Methodist minister, an Episcopal bishop, and a Baptist minister, officiated at the service. Although extensively damaged, the church was restored after each. The quake wrecked much of the church, felled the spire, cracked the walls, and "injured beyond repair" the mosaics and Carrara marble statuary in the chancel. The roof's weak connection to the church's front facade caused the facade to fall into the Inner Quad courtyard; [24] as mosaic expert Joseph A. Taylor put it, "its wondrous mosaic was blown out and totally destroyed". Ultimately, they chose to repair Memorial Church because they recognized that it was "integral to the identity of the young university". The entire church, except for its surviving crossing structure and offices, was dismantled stone by stone, which, along with the windows, were labelled and stored, and were later relaid in their original positions. Hall in his book about the church, "In reconstruction great care has been taken to assure permanence". Branner son of university president John Casper Branner in Camerino, who did not appraise the damage until , restored the interior mosaics. He had saved the original drawings in Venice, so he removed and re-fabricated the chancel mosaic, and redesigned the entire exterior mosaic. Although the damage was not as serious as the '06 earthquake, it "spurred intricate strengthening and restoration work" to protect further damage from future earthquakes. The Alliance also stated that if the earthquake had been stronger or lasted longer, the damage would have been more extensive. Several stones from the east arch wall fell onto pews in the balcony, and the organ-loft railing collapsed inward. Although the damage was minor, the church remained closed until while restoration, as well as a bracing project to protect the building from future earthquakes, without changing the building's decorations, was carried out. Many donations came from undergraduates, and the university's board of trustees approved the plan before its funding was in place because they recognized the church's importance to Stanford. They also discovered that the crossing's four large arches were hollow; they also found remnants of the steel frame that supported the original clock tower within a 20" void space in the church's arched walls. They had to fill the void with more than tones of concrete and several layers of reinforcing steel in order to improve the walls' stability, an accomplishment the Alliance called "one of the most challenging retrofit feats implemented at Stanford". The wing of the damaged angel was restored; [31] Stanford University hired William Kreysler and Associates to create a new backing system to secure this angel and three other mosaic angels to the base of the dome, which included replacing the original bonding materials a weak lime mortar , with steel angles that anchored the mosaics to the walls and with a stronger polymer resin. Gregg on November 1, Davie] Napier turned the chapel into what some regarded as Christian theater—the introduction of jazz and other types of experimental worship as well as provocative preaching. Suddenly a jam-packed Memorial Church became the fashionable place for undergraduates to congregate on weekends. Van Harvey [6] According to Stanford professor Van Harvey , Stanford "had the reputation of being a completely secular university" before the s, [5] calling the period a "background of aggressive secularism and the almost complete neglect of the academic study of religion". Cuninggim insisted that the university's administration and trustees were responsible because they had interpreted the non-sectarian clause in Stanford's charter in "a negative and restrictive fashion rather than as enabling the tolerance and the flourishing of many religious faiths on campus". Two attempts were made to found a seminary to train pastors and religious leaders at Stanford, in and in , but both failed. Stanford did not employ a full-time professor in religion until and did not establish a religious studies department until , later than most other universities in the U. Earlier courses in religion were largely offered by the chaplains of Stanford Memorial Church. David Charles Gardner offered a course in Biblical history and literature beginning in , and by , he was teaching New Testament Greek and Bible classes. Elton Trueblood , whose goal was the establishment of a non-denominational graduate school in religious studies at Stanford, taught classes about the philosophy of religion. In Trueblood's efforts to expand the study of religion resulted in the creation of a minor in religion, as well as twenty-one courses offered by him and four faculty members. By , the chaplains of Stanford Memorial Church no longer had to run the program, which had expanded to allow students the option of majoring in the study of religion. Davie Napier, who was "a powerful critic of U. Heber Newton , "distinguished writer" [42] and former rector at All Souls Church in New York, was handpicked by Jane Stanford to serve as the church's first pastor; he resigned after four months in "because he disagreed with Mrs. Stanford on some aspects of church management". Cutler, "Newton's tenure had been a disappointment to Mrs. Mirrielees [46] called Gardner "a preacher of only indifferent ability", but considered him "a strength to the whole university". Mirrieless considered Gardner the prime mover behind the creation of the Stanford Home for Convalescent Children, [47] established in , which eventually became the Lucile Packard Children's Hospital. Elton Trueblood , a lifelong Quaker , was the church's chaplain from to Trueblood and his wife hosted monthly Friends meetings in their home, and met weekly with Orthodox Jewish students in the vestry of Stanford Memorial Church. Hall was the church's chaplain from to , followed by Paul C. Johnson, who served between and Minto was chaplain twice, in , and again from Napier was an ordained Congregational minister. He was born in China to missionary parents, grew up in the American South, and went to seminary at Yale. He became known at Stanford "for his efforts to relate Scripture to the turbulent political times of the late s". He taught religion, classics, and Greek at Stanford. Gregg —98 was born in Texas and ordained as an Episcopal priest. He was also Professor of Religious Studies. Scotty McLennan , a Unitarian Universalist minister, was "an activist neighborhood lawyer" [58] in Boston before becoming a university chaplain, first at Tufts University. Scot Sloan , in part on McLennan. Jane Shaw , an Episcopal priest and "a historian of modern religion", in the fall of Joanne Sanders is Stanford's Associate Dean. She has taught courses in Jewish feminism , rabbinical ethics, education, and social justice. She calls her title at Stanford "Mem Chu and a Jew, too". She has degrees in theology, sports administration and physical education. She "provides liturgical leadership for Memorial Church on campus for a variety of religious and other events". He attended Cambridge University , where he was an Organ Scholar and conducted their men and boys choir, and earned two doctorates at the University of Washington in Seattle, where he served on staff as an pianist and conductor. Day to review and update the church's blueprints. Hodges was the supervising architect for the project. Hall claims that there are more depictions of women than in most church imagery at the time. The best form of religion is trust in God, and a firm belief in the immortality of the soul, life everlasting. The entry is through a narthex or vestibule extending across the building. The nave has a single aisle on either side, separated by an arcade with a clerestory above it. The crossing is formed by a structure of square plan which once supported the central tower. Over it is a shallow dome supported on pendentives and rising to a skylit oculus. High semicircular Romanesque arches separate the crossing from the nave, transepts and chancel. The chancel and transepts are apsidal. There are deep galleries with concave balustraded fronts in the transepts and an organ gallery above the narthex. The sanctuary, in the chancel, is elevated and approached by steps. A round-shaped room is at the back of the building, added in by architect Clinton Day. Gregg credits the high quality of the stonework to church and university builder John D. The nave, chancel, and transepts appear to project from the square central structure, roofed with tiles and a small skylight above its center. Memorial Church originally had a central bell tower with an foot tall, twelve-sided spire, but this was lost as a result of the earthquake. The surrounding stonework is intricately carved with stylized flora, twisted-cable moldings, and bosses of sculpted cherubim, a motif which occurs in different media throughout the church. In the spandrels are mosaic depictions of the biblical concepts of love, faith, hope and charity intertwined in a vine representing the " tree of life ". The original central window was a quatrefoil-shaped rose window , but after the earthquake, it was replaced by a "classical round-head window that more grandly restates the smaller flanking, articulated openings" [70] and that corresponded with the mission-style architecture of the Quad. The gable and surrounding surfaces contain the church's largest mosaic, created by Maurizio Camerino's studio, which they rebuilt after the earthquake. It depicts a group of men, women and children, 47 in all, surrounding and "paying close heed" [77] to Christ, the mosaic's central figure, and includes a landscape with "waving palms and a gleaming sky" [77] behind Christ. The exterior mosaic took 12 men two years to complete. Lamb of New York. The doors open up into a narthex or vestibule decorated with mosaics on the walls and stone carvings on the architectural details. There is a variety of styles and motifs reflecting the hands of different craftsmen. The mosaic that adorns the floor depicts the Lamb of God surrounded by the symbols of the four gospel writers: Matthew the winged angel , St. Mark the winged lion , St. Luke the ox , and St. Some of these symbols also appear in other areas of the church. The nave is arcaded and has a single aisle on each side with clerestory windows above.

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